Children's Show Aficionado Gifts

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Larry David

Bob Odenkirk

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Good Morning Britain

Pop goes the weasel.

Magic Accident

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

The Ox Factor

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."