Children’s Program Enthusiasts Mugs

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'She is being impossible again.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'She has great communication skills.'

Young Super Achiever

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Ian McCaskill

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

"We started him signing at 6 months."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."

Ed's Exterminating Co.

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "