Childhood Play Aficionados Mugs

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Haircuts

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Houdini's infancy.

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Dog Dreams

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Play Rush Hour

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"I'm a bird dog."

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'