Child's Play Aficionado Mugs

"How many times have I told you no RUNNING in the house!!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Haircuts

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

A Boy and His Mother

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Yoyos

"Do that again, but cuter."

It's all gravy.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Child with doll in the sea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child