Childhood Toy Enthusiasts Mugs

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

The Music Box