Childhood Play Enthusiast Prints

No caption. (Young girl looks at hopscotch pattern drawn on treadmill.)

Drill Baby Drill.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Little boys

"Do that again, but cuter."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."