Childhood Role-play Enthusiast Prints

'We're playing single mummies.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

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'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"This dog has wheels!"

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'