Childhood Role-play Enthusiast Gifts

'We're playing single mummies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Haircuts

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How's the water skiing?'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Fancy Dress Box

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"This dog has wheels!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"