Childhood Games Fan Pillows

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"I know let's play big brother." - "I'm not prancing around like a moron."

Football Fans

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Face painting.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Personal conker trainer.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'How's the water skiing?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Teddy Time Bears

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Playground reputation.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

Multisports

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Junior Doctor.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."