Childhood Games Aficionado Gifts

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

Football Fans

Face painting.

Haircuts

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Personal conker trainer.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Do that again, but cuter."

Multisports

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Junior Doctor.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Skipping

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Little Mountaineers

Skipping girl.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'