Christmas Tradition Lovers Mugs

"It's hardly my fault if I don't conform to your socially outmoded construct of what attributes constitute the definition of 'well behaved'!"

"That does it Rudolph! Take off that mask or you are not guiding my sleigh!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

"Gesundheit!"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Pole dancers

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

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"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

There's no place like home for the holidays...

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

Aliens collide with Santa.

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."