Festive Tradition Lover Mugs

Happy New Year

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Yo ho ho!

Cake

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Elf of the Month

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!