Christmas Tradition Enthusiast Mugs

Santa has been burnt coming down a lit fireplace.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I noticed a few browns."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Reindeer

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"