Cultural Debates Gifts

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"You're fired."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Hipsters"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

German School

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'