Media Analysis Gifts

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"We know nothing. We'll be back in five minutes with nothing more."

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

We accept that the arguments are complex but we find the 'drug them 'til they drop'works for us.

"Those are the headlines, and we'll be back in a moment to blow them out of proportion."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Lights Action Camera Justice

'Hello, and welcome to another edition of 'Alarming Statistics!' Our topic tonight is 67%. Is it over-hyped or a legitimate cause for concern? Join us as we find out!'

American election coverage

"Republican sound bite."

"You want to hear the facts according to your favorite cable new station or mine?"

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Covid is pushed out of the headlines by Ukraine Crisis

"Our choices are - fake news, disinformation, alternative facts or, no news is good news."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

In reality ..T.V. Show.

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

'Embedded Journalist.'

First Projected Loser in November.

'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

'Oh, it's not Wally. The problem is ME. The truth is, I've never been comfortable in my own demographic!'

Terrorism and TV

The Court of Public Opinion

'This is just filth!!/Wow Beautiful!'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'This is all make-believe, isn't it, Dad?'

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

"Did you see who did this, sir?"

Killing Dory