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"We know nothing. We'll be back in five minutes with nothing more."

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'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

We accept that the arguments are complex but we find the 'drug them 'til they drop'works for us.

"Those are the headlines, and we'll be back in a moment to blow them out of proportion."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Hello, and welcome to another edition of 'Alarming Statistics!' Our topic tonight is 67%. Is it over-hyped or a legitimate cause for concern? Join us as we find out!'

Disasters.

The Court of Public Opinion

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Covid is pushed out of the headlines by Ukraine Crisis

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

American election coverage

'Oh, it's not Wally. The problem is ME. The truth is, I've never been comfortable in my own demographic!'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'

In reality ..T.V. Show.

'This is all make-believe, isn't it, Dad?'

First Projected Loser in November.

'This is just filth!!/Wow Beautiful!'

"You want to hear the facts according to your favorite cable new station or mine?"

"Our choices are - fake news, disinformation, alternative facts or, no news is good news."

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

Terrorism and TV

'Embedded Journalist.'

"Republican sound bite."

"Well, maybe it is all fake news, but yours just seems to be a little...fakier."

It Isn't Violence if It's BY the State

Bernie, Trumpified

The Wild Post-9/11 Torture Party