Mass Media Analyst Gifts

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

Studies show foods work miracles!

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."