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Snirtman

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Christmas Socks

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Snowman Romance

The Four Seasonings.

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"