Humorist Of Seasons Gifts

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

"Little help?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Christmas Socks