Winter Joke Enthusiast Prints

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"That guys a son of a birch."