Winter Joke Fan Prints

'Sorry I'm a little late with today's joke, folks.... I was busy shoveling the global warming off my driveway.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"