Weather Humor Lover Prints

"We've got water views again."

Captain steering house through flood.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

LARGE FRONT

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

'Say, Fred...'

Carbon suicide

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Man Sledging on his car

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

"Hot enough for you?"

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

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