Joking About Weather T-Shirts

Weather forecasters tell lies!

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Man Sledging on his car

"Hot enough for you?"

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

UK snow warning.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

British Weather Bureau Symbols

"Don't sit on that cold floor. You'll get polaroids."