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"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather today.

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

It's a bit derivative.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

The Itchy Back

"This is a stick-up."

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

I think it's a food allergy.

Whoa, you've been working out.