Snow Person Fan Pillows

"I love this time of year."

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Snowman Romance

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."