Snow Person Fan Pillows

"I love this time of year."

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Trawling for Fish.

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Running out of Gas.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"I prefer snow person."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Snowman Romance

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'