Snowmen Gifts

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Floss-ty the Snowman.

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Ow, ow!.. Brain melt!'

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

Snowman Funeral

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

Snowmen Around The World...

'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Snowyphus

Postman delivering post

'Couldn't take the heat?'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

A snowman is about to eat his nose.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Alien Snowmen

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

The Snowpire

I told you what I'd do if you tried that again.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

"You guys haven't by any chance seen Grandma's teeth?"

"This story is really giving me a big lump in my throat."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Ted, you're back! So, how was your Caribbean cruise?"

'It's a good thing we've got a refrigerated truck!'

Snowman: "Do you smell carrots?"

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

Snowman

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"