Smitten With Snowmen Gifts

Snowmen Around The World...

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Well, hello there yourself!"