Local Snow Lover Gifts

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."