Local Snow Lover Gifts

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It is too snowing!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."