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'It's the third time today for him . . .'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Skiing

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Slalom

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Skier.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Cornucopia Horns.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Why are you people following me?'

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

To Antarctica

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

When geographers and geometrists hang out.