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'It's the third time today for him . . .'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Skiing

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Slalom

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Skier.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Cornucopia Horns.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Why are you people following me?'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

Man sledging on his stomach.

To Antarctica

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.