Swiss Alps Enthusiast Pillows

Cornucopia Horns.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Skiing at Sea

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Piste-side Hotel

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Cheese Hole

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Stairway to Knee Surgery

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Ski-lift clothes line.

"Oh thank God!"

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.