Designer Accessories Prints

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Fruit Bonnet

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Tartan Coats

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

These shades are awesome. They're not for you. Sunglass King. But they'd look great on me. True. It's not that. It's, well … We're trying to preserve our brand image. We only sell those to qualified individuals. People with the right look. Hold on. Are you saying I'm too ugly to buy your stupid sunglasses? Put bluntly. How dare you, pal. Why I oughta … Hold on. Okay. I'll sell you the glasses. But on one condition. Some days the humiliation just piles on. Who's the cutie in the shades?