Groovy Trendsetter Gifts

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Hair Crop Circle

Mac OS 20

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

The Bland Leading the Bland

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Merger at 28th and Lex

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

You Shouldn't Have