Groovy Trendsetter Mugs

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Hair Crop Circle

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Merger at 28th and Lex

Hippie Edibles Co.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."