Fashion Forward Trendsetter Mugs

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Social Struggles

The Bland Leading the Bland

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

New Shades 2020

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Smart meter. Smarter meter