Beauty Trendsetters T-Shirts

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Inflating Boobs.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Woke Jersey Shore

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!