Beauty Trends T-Shirts

'Mom, what comes first for celebrities? Botox or detox?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I'm for any extreme makeover that doesn't include the word 'fix'.'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad fake tan day.

Spa

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.