Beauty Trends Observer T-Shirts

"...I bet she's had a facelift."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"That shirt is so last year."

Inflating Boobs.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Rating the Sunset

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

New Shades 2020

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Virtual Super-Model.

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Highlights

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

Woman who has run out of make-up

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5