Beauty Trends Observer Gifts

"...I bet she's had a facelift."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Inflating Boobs.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Rating the Sunset

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Irony: Then and Now

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

New Shades 2020

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

Virtual Super-Model.

Highlights

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Woman who has run out of make-up

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5