Beauty Trends Pillows

'Mom, what comes first for celebrities? Botox or detox?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I'm for any extreme makeover that doesn't include the word 'fix'.'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Shampoo.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Pampered and poodled.

"Too much concealer?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.