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Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

The Marcel Wave

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"That shirt is so last year."

Vivienne Westwood

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Two Eggs Any Style

"Overkill, dude."