Hair Trends Mugs

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

The Marcel Wave

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Two Eggs Any Style