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"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

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Emergency Hipster Beard

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'More hair than brains.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"What's with your hair?"

"Fashion over function!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Bun Lift

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Giraffe Haircut

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"We invented your hair."