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Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"What's with your hair?"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"Fashion over function!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

An afterthought/An afrothought

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Giraffe Haircut

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"We invented your hair."