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'That's the kind of hair-do I'd like to try next.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Men's business romper.

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Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"What's with your hair?"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Giraffe Haircut

Bun Lift

"High Fashion"

Jeans sale

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

An afterthought/An afrothought