Quirky Trendsetters Gifts

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Hair Crop Circle

"Hipsters"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

At One With Nature

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Future Old People

QR tattoo.

"Come at me, Bro!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'