Retro Fashion Follower Gifts

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Like my new haircut?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Elton John

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

The Fab Four

Grandfather Clock

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Social Struggles

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Marilyn Ghost

Geri Halliwell.