Retro Fashion Follower T-Shirts

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Grandfather Clock

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Social Struggles

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

Marilyn Ghost