Classic Culture Buff Gifts

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Maypole

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Barry Norman

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Used to it.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Texas Dashboard Organizer