Retro Film Buff Mugs

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The Innumerate Seven

"Bette Davis to Leslie Howard in 'Of Human Bondage'"

Aliens and the cold pole

Monster Attack

The Man in the Grey Flannel Jammies

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

Tokyo City Limits

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Play it again, Sam.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

How witness protection really works...

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"How was prom?"

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'