Retro Film Enthusiast Mugs

'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'

'I sound old don't I??'

'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Invasion of the Biddy Snatchers

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Fred Astaire

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Marilyn Ghost

Tin Man Visits New York

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Janet Leigh

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Phantom of Casablanca

John Wayne

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Clark Gable.

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"